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Okay Doc?.....So What's The Good News?

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

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WHAT'S IN A NAME?

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Arrested in October for vehicular assault after he told a police officer that he had "definitely had a few".

Mr. Glen Alan Casebeer. [Tacoma News Tribune, 10-2-07]

The victim of a vehicular assault in Tenn. (his wife allegedly tried to run him over).
 Mr. King Money Tarzan Jenkins. [WRCB-TV (Chattanooga), 1-11-08]

 

Arrested for DUI near Burleson, Texas, (after crashing into a house).

 Mr. Bryan Scott Moron. [Fox News, 1-8-08]

 

Falsely accused of kidnapping a 17-year-old girl in Oshkosh, a previously convicted sex offender.

 Mr. Pheuk Kue. [Sheboygan Press, 11-17-07]
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"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?" ~G. W. Bush

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Several Duke University campus organizations, including the Women's Center, the Student Health Center and the Women's Studies Department, sponsored a "Sex Workers Art Show" on Feb. 3, at which nearly nude "artists" danced for students and others while vulgarly criticizing America via acts such as a woman's pretending to eat excreted dollar bills and a man's kneeling with an American flag inserted in his rear end.

Two years ago, Duke's men's lacrosse team was vilified by the Duke administration and faculty merely for hiring two female strippers for a party (from which emanated false charges of rape and the eventual disbarment of the local district attorney).

A university spokesman explained to a National Journal reporter that the recent show was acceptable because it was "art" and "social commentary," rather than male-bonding entertainment.

Raleigh News & Observer, 2-6-08

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Hiring the Best Happens Before the Interview

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Suitor Selection - Hiring the Best Happens Before the Interview!

 I love to teach about hiring and you will see my passion reflected on the page “Suitor Selection” at http://www.walterkeener.com/.

A few months ago, we decided to run an experiment. There were several candidates that I would not interview. However, many of these had strong advocates among our workforce. So we ran a 5 day training session (3 hours per session). At the end I conducted personal interviews with each person who graduated. Here are some of my favorite applicant comments:

“Is the drug test… like, uh… hard?”

“So what if I bit the guy? It’s not as if I had AIDS.”

“How much would it take to just pretend you didn’t find out about my prison record? I’ll tell you what, if you give me the job I will slip you a 20 each time I get paid.”

And my favorite. Me to applicant, “What kinda drugs are you on?”

Applicant, “Just marijuana.”

Me, “How much do you smoke?”

Applicant, “As much as I can but I ran out last night.”

Me, “There is no way I can hire you.”

Applicant, “Huh? I got the stuff in my pocket so I can pass the pee test!”

If you are wondering if the experiment worked, here is some information. We had 20 in the class and extended job offers to 11. After one month only 3 are still employed. Our turnover is normally under 20% and this experience will definately drive it up a little. So we will return to our former due diligence.

Conduct reference checks before the interview process!

Have a great day!  Walter

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THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BEER

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On Nov. 18, two inebriated men in separate cars, driving by the Carpet Classic Floor Studio in Highland Township, Mich., lost control at the same time, and both smashed into the store. [AP, 11-19-07

Christopher Dougherty, 22, the subject of a "drunk pedestrian" police call in Kingsport, Tenn., on Oct. 14, was tracked to a Hardee's restaurant, where he was face-down in a plate of gravy. [Kingsport Times-News, 10-17-07

Tina Williams was arrested in St. Augustine, Fla., on Super Bowl Sunday, charged with DUI and failure to have her 1-year-old daughter seat-belted or in a car seat. However, a case of Busch beer was safely buckled up in the front seat. [FirstCoast News, 2-4-08]
It's the "holy grail" of beers, said a Boston pub manager, but, still, only 60,000 cases a year of Westvleteren are brewed because the Belgian Trappist monks with the centuries-old recipe refuse to expand their business (and even get on the phone to harass black-marketers). Westvleteren is sold only at the monastery gate, by appointment, with a two-case-a-month limit, at a price that's reasonable for retail beer, but anyone who gets it from a re-seller will pay 10 times that much. Producing more, said Brother Joris, to a Wall Street Journal reporter in November, "would interfere with our job of being a monk." Furthermore, said Brother Joris, referencing the Bible, "(I)f you can't have it, possibly you do not really need it." [Wall Street Journal, 11-29-07]

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