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Posted : Apr 9, 2008 6:57 AM
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Posted : Mar 25, 2008 6:25 AM
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Washington Post, 3-1-08
Dakota Abbott, 16, edged Samantha Phillips, 17, to become Miss Outdoors 2008 in February in Maryland's Eastern Shore region's annual beauty-contest-and-muskrat-skinning festival. The two were the only beauty contestants (out of eight) who entered both competitions. Abbott won her skinning division, but while she sang a song for the judges, Phillips won the talent trophy by skinning a muskrat on stage. "I'll be honest," she said to a Washington Post reporter. "I can't sing. I can't dance, and I don't play any musical instruments." But she took her 4-inch blade, sticking it just above the tail, and sliced. "You want to take your knuckles and separate the meat from the hide, just like this," she told the judges, with her hand inside the muskrat (as one of the judges recoiled in shock).
Moral of da story: Don't mess wit da Phillips Clan. Even sweet Samantha knows how ta gut n' skin! HA!
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Posted : Mar 19, 2008 12:08 AM
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.
Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
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Posted : Mar 4, 2008 8:02 AM
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Arrested in October for vehicular assault after he told a police officer that he had "definitely had a few".
Mr. Glen Alan Casebeer. [Tacoma News Tribune, 10-2-07]
The victim of a vehicular assault in Tenn. (his wife allegedly tried to run him over).
Mr. King Money Tarzan Jenkins. [WRCB-TV (Chattanooga), 1-11-08]
Arrested for DUI near Burleson, Texas, (after crashing into a house).
Mr. Bryan Scott Moron. [Fox News, 1-8-08]
Falsely accused of kidnapping a 17-year-old girl in Oshkosh, a previously convicted sex offender.
Mr. Pheuk Kue. [Sheboygan Press, 11-17-07]
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Posted : Feb 26, 2008 1:10 PM
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Several Duke University campus organizations, including the Women's Center, the Student Health Center and the Women's Studies Department, sponsored a "Sex Workers Art Show" on Feb. 3, at which nearly nude "artists" danced for students and others while vulgarly criticizing America via acts such as a woman's pretending to eat excreted dollar bills and a man's kneeling with an American flag inserted in his rear end.
Two years ago, Duke's men's lacrosse team was vilified by the Duke administration and faculty merely for hiring two female strippers for a party (from which emanated false charges of rape and the eventual disbarment of the local district attorney).
A university spokesman explained to a National Journal reporter that the recent show was acceptable because it was "art" and "social commentary," rather than male-bonding entertainment.
Raleigh News & Observer, 2-6-08
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Posted : Feb 22, 2008 1:41 PM
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