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&quot;The chronic pursuit of the perfection of mediocrity.&quot;</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>This work is Copyright &#xA9; 2009 by Kansas Mediocrity </copyright><generator>RSSVille ColdFusion FeedMaker, version 1.0</generator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:49:40 GMT</pubDate><item><title>THE RETURN OF MEDIOCRITY</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2009/03/13/THE-RETURN-OF-MEDIOCRITY</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Alrighty now....test, test.....is this thingy on?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Where in the hell have I been?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;In a nutshell, working seven days a week, that is until the great crash of &apos;09! Yep, man things were booming. Made more money than I ever had. Where did that get me? Well, I&apos;m back blogging so obviously I did not graduate to independently wealthy.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Actually, I&apos;m sure my story is typical of millions of others all around the world. A perfect reflection of the boom/bust cycle we call CAPITALISM. I worked for a wealthy man who owns several businesses, and was treated quite well, right up until the bust. After Christmas 2008, when the giant crap shoot we call Wall Street fell like a house of cards, so did the incoming work. I mean it just fell, day by day while I watched and waited....for the inevitable. Termination. I knew all along that this hyper-consumerism, over-valued stocks, easy credit, etc....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;All of this had to come to an end. It just had to. A system where the rich get richer while the poor spiral into even deeper poverty, well, it&apos;s just not sustainable. I don&apos;t want it sustained, it&apos;s nonsense, there&apos;s no real wealth at all. Okay, it&apos;s late and&amp;nbsp;I&apos;ve rambled on long enough. All I really need to say is I&apos;m back, for any and all who care to meet here for conversation. I&apos;ll leave you with some words from a man I always admired.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;body&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana&quot;&gt;If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;span class=&quot;bodybold&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;bodybold&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana&quot;&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;font face=&quot;Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;body&quot;&gt;When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;body&quot;&gt;~PAUL HARVEY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;body&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;body&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Verdana&quot; size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Now you know the rest of the story.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:35:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2009/03/13/THE-RETURN-OF-MEDIOCRITY</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>A Day Without Mediocrity.....</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/13/A-Day-Without-Mediocrity</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;....No, No, it&apos;s not like a day without sunshine. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;It just means that Mr. Mediocrity had a quite undignified 24 hour bug.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;182220711-13032008&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;We are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is.&amp;quot;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; ~&lt;strong&gt;Kurt Vonnegut&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:18:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/13/A-Day-Without-Mediocrity</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>LIBATIONARY LINGUISTICS</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/11/LIBATIONARY-LINGUISTICS</link><description>&lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU&apos;RE DRUNK:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU&apos;RE DRUNK:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU&apos;RE DRUNK:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;1.) Thanks, but I don&apos;t want to have sex.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;2.) Nope, no more booze for me.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;3.) Sorry, but you&apos;re not really my type.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;4.) Good evening officer isn&apos;t it lovely out tonight.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;5.) Oh, I just couldn&apos;t. No one wants to hear me sing.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;6.) Sorry I&apos;m being such a jackass.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:01:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/11/LIBATIONARY-LINGUISTICS</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>ADMIRING MEDIOCRITY</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/07/ADMIRING-MEDIOCRITY</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;huge&quot;&gt;There is a sacred horror about everything grand. It is easy to admire mediocrity and hills; but whatever is too lofty, a genius as well as a mountain, an assembly as well as a masterpiece, seen too near, is appalling.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;bodybold&quot;&gt;~Victor Hugo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:46:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/07/ADMIRING-MEDIOCRITY</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>Good morning friends!</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/05/Good-morning-friends</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;huge&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Whoever you are, start the day believing this:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;huge&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;quot;IT&apos;S A GOOD DAY TO BE ME!&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; ~&lt;em&gt;Tracy&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;huge&quot;&gt;Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;huge&quot;&gt;~&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;bodybold&quot;&gt;Joseph Heller&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:26:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/05/Good-morning-friends</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>GOOD MORNING HANK</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/03/GOOD-MORNING-HANK</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;Did you hear about the blonde who broke her arm?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;She was raking leaves when she fell out of the tree!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;Hope your recovery goes well Hank. Next time you load big bales, stay on the ground. All kidding aside, farming is perilous. I have had two 1st cousins killed, and a couple of&amp;nbsp;Uncles seriously injured.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;Happy Monday, Trace&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:54:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/03/GOOD-MORNING-HANK</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>Good Morning Linda</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/01/Good-Morning-Linda</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;No donuts today. Darn.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I have gone for the weekend. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;If I should arrive before I return, please ask me to wait here, as I need to have a few words with myself. If I do not arrive before I return, I will blog back at you on Monday.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HAVE A GREAT DAY. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ENJOY THE WEATHER BEFORE THE NEXT SNOW!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:08:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/03/01/Good-Morning-Linda</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>Anybody Remember Hand-Crank Copiers?</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/28/Anybody-Remember-HandCrank-Copiers</link><description>&lt;p&gt;No, not another &apos;remember when&apos; list....this time. More like a, WOW, look how fast technology is moving. Aaron and Dave, I appreciate the work you&apos;ve put into this whole thing! The editing (after the fact) works great, the whole thing is faster, etc.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Since I&apos;ve never had an original thought in my life, I&apos;m the cutnpaste King. Check it out. Cutnpaste entire web pages. I wish I had the time to just play and see what kinda&apos; neeto-cheeto stuff I can do. A blog even a dummy can run. Thanks guys.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;invalidtag language=&quot;JavaScript&quot; type=&quot;text/javascript&quot;&gt;&lt;/invalidtag&gt; &lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;     &lt;tbody&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td&gt;&lt;img height=&quot;79&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;258&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://www.voanews.com/english/images/news_logo.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;             &lt;td style=&quot;vertical-align: middle&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             &lt;form&gt;                 &lt;input type=&quot;button&quot; onclick=&quot;window.print()&quot; value=&quot;Print&quot; /&gt;             &lt;/form&gt;             &lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;     &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;/p&gt; &lt;div class=&quot;CS_Element_LinkBar&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;padding-right: 5px; padding-left: 5px&quot;&gt; &lt;table style=&quot;direction: ltr&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;     &lt;tbody&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;articleheadline&quot; style=&quot;direction: ltr&quot;&gt;US Defense Secretary in Turkey to Demand End to Iraq Incursion&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;byline&quot;&gt;By VOA News&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;             &lt;span class=&quot;datetime&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;28 February 2008&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;             &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;     &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;body&quot;&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;table class=&quot;APIMAGE&quot; style=&quot;direction: ltr&quot; width=&quot;210&quot; align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;     &lt;tbody&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td&gt;&lt;img id=&quot;||CPIMAGE:434774|&quot; height=&quot;207&quot; alt=&quot;Turkish army&apos;s newly arrived elite troops wait to participate in a combat mission in northern Iraq, 27 Feb 2008&quot; hspace=&quot;2&quot; width=&quot;210&quot; vspace=&quot;2&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; src=&quot;http://www.voanews.com/english/images/ap_turkey_troops_iraq_28feb08_210.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td class=&quot;imagecaption&quot;&gt;Turkish army&apos;s newly arrived elite troops wait to participate in a combat mission in northern Iraq, 27 Feb 2008&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;     &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates says his Turkish counterpart, Vecdi Gonul, did not give him a specific timetable to end Turkey&apos;s military offensive in northern Iraq.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;After meeting with Gates Thursday in Ankara, Gonul told reporters Turkish forces will stay in Iraq as long as necessary to stop Kurdish rebels based there.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Defense Secretary Gates - who has been urging Turkey to end its incursion soon - is scheduled to meet later today with Turkish President Abdullah Gul and Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The Iraqi government says Turkey&apos;s military action violates Iraqi sovereignty. Baghdad has called on Ankara to immediately withdraw its troops.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Turkey is pursuing an aggressive air and ground offensive against the Kurdistan Workers Party rebels, who have been fighting for autonomy in southeast Turkey since 1984.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Turkey&apos;s prime minister has defended his country&apos;s military offensive, calling it a &amp;quot;rightful struggle.&amp;quot; The Turkish military says it has killed 230 Kurdish rebels and lost 24 of its soldiers since late last week. The rebels have said the military is inflating the rebel death toll.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;The United States is providing intelligence to Turkey. If Ankara does not follow the U.S. request to end the military operation, Washington could cut off that intelligence flow.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;On Wednesday, Iraqi students at Irbil University and Sulaimaniya University in northern Iraq demonstrated against the Turkish incursion.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;invalidtag language=&quot;JavaScript&quot; type=&quot;text/javascript&quot;&gt;&lt;/invalidtag&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:06:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/28/Anybody-Remember-HandCrank-Copiers</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>One Thing I&apos;m Indebted To Politicians For....</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/27/One-Thing-Im-Indebted-To-Politicians-For</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;huge&quot;&gt;Politicians fascinate because they constitute such a paradox; they are an elite that accomplishes mediocrity for the public good.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;bodybold&quot;&gt;~George Will&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:55:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/27/One-Thing-Im-Indebted-To-Politicians-For</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>The Most Fun You Can Have (without sex)</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/26/The-Most-Fun-You-Can-Have-without-sex</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/2h7clc&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;http://tinyurl.com/2h7clc&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Imagine a place like Afghanistan, where anybody can and does own these....makes ya&apos; think twice before kicking the neighbor&apos;s dog!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:09:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/26/The-Most-Fun-You-Can-Have-without-sex</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>Mr. Mediocrity is BUSY today....damn!</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/25/Mr-Mediocrity-is-BUSY-todaydamn</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I read Hank&apos;s comments. Of course I support him.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hank, I&apos;ll be the long distance version of Sancho Panzo.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I&apos;ve always had a quixotic streak a mile wide.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It seems that the free flu shots the company gives away were not that succesful this season. Thus the extra workload for me. I&apos;ll check back with ya&apos;ll later, maybe even post sumpin&apos; to talk about.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:32:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/25/Mr-Mediocrity-is-BUSY-todaydamn</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>DONUT DAY AT LAST</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/23/DONUT-DAY-AT-LAST</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;huge&quot;&gt;Virtue is defined to be mediocrity, of which either extreme is vice.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;bodybold&quot;&gt;~ Rutherford B. Hayes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:40:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/23/DONUT-DAY-AT-LAST</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>FRIENDS WITH NEW BLOGS</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/22/FRIENDS-WITH-NEW-BLOGS</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jim is a relative who I get to visit with once a year at my Mother&apos;s family reunion.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://jimwoodward.instantspot.com/blog&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;http://jimwoodward.instantspot.com/blog&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Walter is my friend and HR manager.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.walterkeener.com/blog/index.htm&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;http://www.walterkeener.com/blog/index.htm&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Please visit their blogs, out of curiosity if nothing else!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:47:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/22/FRIENDS-WITH-NEW-BLOGS</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>ALL AREA SCHOOLS CLOSED</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/21/ALL-AREA-SCHOOLS-CLOSED</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BECAUSE IT FINALLY HAPPENED....&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; width=&quot;132&quot; src=&quot;/userfiles/011508/834/HELL&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Of course we are working.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stay home if you can!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;table&gt;     &lt;tbody&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Winter Storm Warning in effect until noon CST today...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;         &lt;tr&gt;             &lt;td align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rest of Today&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             &lt;img height=&quot;42&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;http://icons.wunderground.com/graphics/fun_map/rain.gif&quot; width=&quot;42&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             &lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Freezing rain...sleet...isolated thunderstorms in the morning...then light freezing rain and light sleet likely in the afternoon. New sleet accumulation of 1 to 2 inches. New ice accumulation around one quarter of an inch. Highs 25 to 30. Northeast winds 5 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation near 100 percent.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;             &lt;br /&gt;             &lt;strong&gt;Tonight&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             &lt;img height=&quot;42&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;http://icons.wunderground.com/graphics/fun_map/nt_snow.gif&quot; width=&quot;42&quot; border=&quot;1&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;             &lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Snow and light sleet likely in the evening...then snow likely after midnight. Snow and sleet accumulation around 1 inch. Total snow accumulation 2 to 3 inches. Lows 20 to 25. North winds around 10 mph. Chance of precipitation 70 percent.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;         &lt;/tr&gt;     &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:11:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/21/ALL-AREA-SCHOOLS-CLOSED</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>MEDIOCRE ADVICE</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/19/MEDIOCRE-ADVICE</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Advice for virtuous students of mediocrity:&lt;/em&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Poverty is your treasure. Never exchange it for an easy life. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A person may appear a fool and yet not be one. He may only be guarding his wisdom carefully. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Virtues are the fruit of self-discipline and do not drop from heaven freely, as does rain or snow. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Modesty is the foundation of all virtues. Let your neighbors discover you before you make yourself known to them. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A noble heart never forces itself forward. Its words are as rare gems, seldom displayed and of great value. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;To be a sincere student of mediocrity, believe every day is a fortunate day. Let neither glory nor shame move you. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Censure yourself, never another. Do not admonish others needlessly concerning right and wrong. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Live with cause and leave results to the God of your understanding. Pass each day in peaceful contemplation.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:55:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/19/MEDIOCRE-ADVICE</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>I SHALL ENDEAVOR TO PERSERVERE....</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/18/I-SHALL-ENDEAVOR-TO-PERSERVERE</link><description>&lt;blockquote type=&quot;CITE&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;huge&quot;&gt;Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span class=&quot;bodybold&quot;&gt;Ambrose Bierce&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote type=&quot;CITE&quot;&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:53:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/18/I-SHALL-ENDEAVOR-TO-PERSERVERE</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>A DAY WITHOUT DONUTS,....OR DOUGHNUTS EITHER.</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/16/A-DAY-WITHOUT-DONUTSOR-DOUGHNUTS-EITHER</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Good morning fried bread fans.&amp;nbsp; Yes we have no donuts today, as the production shop has the day off. I&apos;m getting shaky from withdrawels already.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;About the picture below, I musta looked like a typical New Yorker. Tourists and foreigners kept asking me for directions. Shewt, I was even able to actually help a couple of them.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 13:59:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/16/A-DAY-WITHOUT-DONUTSOR-DOUGHNUTS-EITHER</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>PUTTING A FACE WITH A BLOGRAT !</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/15/PUTTING-A-FACE-WITH-A-BLOGRAT-</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img class=&quot;&quot; height=&quot;449&quot; width=&quot;291&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;/userfiles/011508/834/MrMediocrity.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Mr. Mediocrity at Strawberry Fields, Central Park&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;IT&apos;S, ME...IT&apos;S ME, ...IT&apos;S T.A.P.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:11:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/15/PUTTING-A-FACE-WITH-A-BLOGRAT-</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>ANTI-MCCAIN BLOGGIE</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/15/ANTIMCCAIN-BLOGGIE</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://lessjobsmorewars.com/&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;http://lessjobsmorewars.com/&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;Good morning, &amp;quot;peace on earth&amp;quot; fans!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:05:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/15/ANTIMCCAIN-BLOGGIE</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item><item><title>HAPPY V-DAY</title><link>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/14/HAPPY-VDAY</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Linda, thanks for the wonderful Vday note (below)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;One week ago the wife had her knees worked on. Today she is able to go to Joplin and help host the grandaughter&apos;s party at school! (with some pain)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I have an internal interview here today. Not sure how I feel about it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;In any case, good morning all!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:14:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>http://kansasmediocrity.instantspot.com/blog/2008/02/14/HAPPY-VDAY</guid><category>OPEN THREADS</category></item></channel></rss>